“My mum used to cook all my food, she used to do all my washing and my ironing so that was quite easy. Anything that my mum makes is good. My favourite’s gonna be the spag bols and spaghetti bolognese. She makes good spaghetti bolognese…” (c)
Everytime my husband tells me about some sporting stars achievements etc, I just reply with ‘yeah but he’s ugly’ and he gets so mad but he can’t say anything because he knows this is what women go through every single time we achieve something.
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it
everyone on this site gets so offended over everything go outside and tell the plants in your yard because i do not care
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells