babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like

cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

oneweekoneband:

One Direction - “More Than This” (Live at SiriusXM)

I thought of putting up the studio version of this song, but honestly, their acoustics are by far the more impressive versions of this song. 

You see, 1D can sing. They can sing really well. And sometimes it’s hard to remember because we’re so wrapped up in the superficiality of the band—who Harry Styles is supposedly dating or their current hairstyles—but when they put their pipes to use, they break down perceptions and maybe slay dragons.

(Point of interest: Niall’s verse and Zayn’s bridge parts. Truly magnificent.)

broken-knees:

people-should-all-be-onions:

iwillmakeitthroughthis:

FOREVER REBLOG.

my god

the Snape one gets me every time.

#hp 

azizansafari:

+

WHERES HIS ASS

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

cliterallysame:

this is honestly my favorite post

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

The ‘guest right’ is an ancient and sacred tradition dating back to the First Men. Any guest who eats his host’s food, customarily bread and salt in particular, is protected from harm for the length of his or her stay. A guest who does not highly trust his host will immediately ask for food upon arriving at the keep. Ill fortune is said to fall upon those who betray this pact, and it is an offence punishable by the gods themselves.

#got 
Title: Step - Vinyl
Artist: Vampire Weekend
Played: 1210 times

peculiarchildren:

Step converted from vinyl. 


bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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